My poor attempt at a follow-up to my molesting Ronald. The Suicidal Grimace. Done one right after the other 2 months ago at Draw Jam. (see Oct. 22 for part 1)

FLORIDA BUSH CAMPAIGN HQ PLANNING VOTE TAMPERING!

"A secret document obtained from inside Bush campaign headquarters in Florida suggests a plan - possibly in violation of US law - to disrupt voting in the state's African-American voting districts, a BBC Newsnight investigation reveals.
An elections supervisor in Tallahassee, when shown the list, told Newsnight: "The only possible reason why they would keep such a thing is to challenge voters on election day."
Ion Sancho, a Democrat, noted that Florida law allows political party operatives inside polling stations to stop voters from obtaining a ballot."

More here.

ALSO, the most startling Anthropological discovery of our generation:

"HOBBITS" Found in Indonesia!
"Scientists have discovered a new and tiny species of human that lived in Indonesia at the same time our own ancestors were colonising the world."

I wonder if its a clue to the missing link...

More here, and here.

RON JEREMY'S BLOG!

Not a man of many words. Image heavy. (All surprisingly work safe, except for ONE HORRIFYING image that will haunt you till the day you fucking DIE, I mean it!) But hey, its Ron Jeremy's Blog!

WATCH THESE!
(even though its Nike)

NIPPLE KNEE


"Scott was the victim of a mobile home fire at the age of 15 and was burned over 85% of his body. To re-grow skin on his legs they, "Used skin from his chest in a skin graft," as Scott tells it. Hence when the skin grew, "A nipple grew too and I thought it was cool to pierce it," explains Scott."

More here.

You will bust your ass over these riddles from a popular puzzle site Puzzle Donkey.

http://www.puzzledonkey.com/default.php

the first one...well it's pretty damn humbling when you actually get it. Remember THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX!

I'll have my Freedom Fries with a side of W.

BUY A MR. T CHIA PET!

I FEEL GREAT!

I did this censorship comic with my friend Robin Bougie, creator of the exploitation/porn/horror zine Cinema Sewer.

MY TOOTH IS FALLING OUT!!!

My fucking pointy (eye?) tooth on the left is fucking so loose! Its freaking the SHIT out of me! I've never even had a cavity. My wisdom teeth grew in straight, so when they yanked 'em, there was no pain. (had anesthetic) I remember this feeling from when I was a kid. I'm not touching it or anything right now, I can just feel it. Loose. Wanting to come out.

It felt weird while I was out at Arby's. (was gonna eat healthy at Tim Horton's but didn't want to walk all that way. Stupid me.) I felt it and all of a sudden a weird feeling washed across my head as it wiggled. Loose mother fucking tooth.
I should have gone to a dentist out here a year ago. I hate trying to do all that bullshit, like get a dentist, cause I don't know, or trust the dentists here. All the dentists in my life have been chosen, or I've been referred to them. I come out here, and there's almost literally a dentist on every block along Broadway, and how am I supposed to know who to trust?

I know this may come across as prejudice, not to mention retarded, but I get scared from getting my hair cut. I never know how to explain what I want, and am always afraid it'll turn out to be shit. Especially since all the barbers I go to (cause they're convenient) are asian or filipino, and I can barely understand what they're saying. So I'm constantly trying to make sure they don't fuck up my hair. See, I know how I want my hair to a degree (even though I can't articulate it) But my teeth? I know FUCK ALL about dentistry, and I can't worry about the fate of my teeth with a dentist I can't understand! I'd have a fucking panic attack!

I managed to get the name of the dentist my friend LeeAnn uses. I just missed their closing time, so now I have to wait till Monday (and come in person) then posibly wait 2 days from then to get an appointment! I have to go 4 days with a tooth falling out!!

FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK!

DRAWN TOGETHER



Animated "Reality" Series. Watch the sample clip to see hilarity ensue, including the musical extravaganza "This Black Chick's Tongue".

Don't want kids asking you for candy on Halloween? Put one of these in front of your house.
Creepiest Jack O' Lantern, ever.

Another GIANT SQUID Found... in BC!


"Last Saturday, Goody Gudmundseth hoped to net a couple of salmon off the west coast of Vancouver Island near Port Renfrew. Instead, when he felt a tug on the line, Gudmundseth knew he'd hooked into something else.
The squid weighs 20 kilograms and measures about 1.5 metres long."

LOTR: ROTK Trailer up,...and it's good

Hilarious German Forklift Safety Video

Trust me! It gets cool! Hang in there! It gets WICKEDLY violent!

ARTIST OF THE DAY
ROCKIN' JELLY BEAN
yeah, that's the name he goes by...



Check out his stuffs and buy at ErostyPop!
Here's the Tokyo site.

AMERICANS!
BUSH WANTS TO CRUSH YOUR LIBERTIES!

"President Bush taught three Oregon schoolteachers a new lesson in irony – or tragedy – Thursday night when his campaign removed them from a Bush speech and threatened them with arrest simply for wearing t-shirts that said “Protect Our Civil Liberties,” the Democratic Party of Oregon reported."

More.

All the Presidents' Spawn

Alexandra Kerry

"Even after America's sexual revolution, we have asked our leaders to exert a firm control over their offspring: First Children have had their libidos tamped down, lest some stray pheromone jump onto a potential voter and imply that there might be sex in the Lincoln bedroom.
"...the three Gore girls. Disciples of the No Sex Please, We're Exquisite school of femininity, the Gore sisters were exactly what healthy, athletic American youth should look like: blond and muscular and thin. They were beer drinkers, and the kind of girls who probably smoked some pot and had sex on their parents' basement sofa in high school. But in the same way parents pretend their kids aren't fucking in the rec room, a nation could deal with their obvious sexuality. The fact that they looked alike, and frequently stood together giggling, made them fetish objects."

More here.

READ THIS!



The Atomic Revolution is an odd heretofore unknown comic from 1957 about Atomic Energy, its origins, and the wonders it would soon bestow upon us all! Gorgeous artwork too. Read on Adventure Seekers!

Rob never posts in MKZ at all anymore. But he did refer to a good site in the comment section, and to those too lazy to type and search I present you with an easy link:

Cruel.com

Enjoy, courtesy of Rob.

Listening to the new Green Day album American Idiot. And it turns out what I've heard in passing is true. This album... not just a song, is a rock opera. An hour long honest to goodness punk-rock rock opera. Its not their best album, only a few catchy songs, but kudos to them for finally trying something new.

web comic
Wink Hauntlie
ghost about town

This link courtesy of Andrew West:

GROUP HUG!
Anonymous confessions from across the globe. Ineresting confessions such as these examples:

I had anal sex with my cousin

My father tried to 'bathe' me when I was 12.

I'm afraid that I may love my real son more than my two step children.

I stole a bike once when I was far from home with no ride. I later sold it for $20. Sorry.

i got pregnant, had an abortion, couldnt have sex for 2 weeks after, gave it after 6 days had teh best sex of my life and its still goin on!
its so joy

I've had three abortions in a matter of four months.

i used to steal pokemon cards.

The first time I masturbated was with a stuffed tiger. I did it so hard, fast and so much that I burned the skin off my dick. It got red, the skin cracked and peeled off in skabs. But I had the best orgasms of my life with that fucking doll.

I shook a girls hand right after I had been scratching my crotch

'NEW' GIANT APES FOUND IN THE CONGO!

"Scientists believe they have discovered a new group of giant apes in the jungles of central Africa. The animals, with characteristics of both gorillas and chimpanzees, have been sighted in the north of the Democratic Republic of Congo.
According to local villagers, the apes are ferocious, and even capable of killing lions."

and listen to THIS: "Primatologist Shelly Williams is thought to be the only scientist to have seen the apes. She describes her encounter with them: 'Four suddenly came rushing out of the bush towards me,' she told New Scientist.
'If this had been a bluff charge, they would have been screaming to intimidate us. These guys were quiet. And they were huge. They were coming in for the kill. I was directly in front of them, and as soon as they saw my face, they stopped and disappeared.'"

Click here for more.

This isn't like the stuff that's typically found on Moon Karma Zero, but that's why I rarely post. However, this movie is fucking funny!

Dad's Home!

SUPERMAN'S DEAD!
Rest in peace Christopher Reeve.


He was only 52.

Adendum to post below:
I broke down and bought the new William Shatner album. As Campbell's would say, "Mm-mm, good!"

WILLIAM SHATNER IS BACK!


Click HERE to listen to interviews about each song, followed by clips from said song. And did I mention that that Ben Folds produced, arranged and performed on this album? (Common People is great.)

WEB COMIC!
AMERICAN ROBOTS

I MUST READ D'ISRAELI! I MUST FIND IT!


"Consequences is a blackly comic tale of ambition, betrayal and regret. Read it to finally understand the terror of haddock, the danger of prehensile breasts, and the use of compressed badgers as a weapon of war."
Check the site and see for yourself why else this is fucking cool!
thanks to Warren Ellis for his recommendation.

Click to see Jimmy Fallon stay at the Paris Hilton.
(courtesy of bangedup.com)

For the love of God don't let this get on the internet.

You must WATCH THIS BERT AND ERNIE dub over.

PLANET OF THE CANDY BARS!

We live in a utopian dream by chocolate bar standards. Think of the recent explosion of choices from old favorites. Never before would I have imagined such a wide selection of Coffee Crisps. If you were to visit someone from the 50s and tell them soon there would be EIGHT types of Kit Kat his prehistoric mind would explode through his face. The following is a possibly incomplete list of the new varieties of old favorites that are currently gracing our convenience stores.

Reese Peanut Butter Cups
Reese Chunky Peanut Butter Cups
Reese Cookie Peanut Butter Cups
Reese White Chocolate Peanut Butter Cups
Reese Inside Out Peanut Butter Cups

Kit Kat
Kit Kat Orange
Kit Kat Strawberry
Kit Kat Vanilla
Kit Kat Dark
Kit Kat Chunky
Kit Kat Chunky White Chocolate
Kit Kat Chunky Caramel

Aero
Mint Aero
Orange Aero
Aero Dark
Aero Chunky
Aero Chunky Caramel

Caramilk
Caramilk Thick

Coffee Crisp
Coffee Crisp Cafe au Lait
Coffee Crisp Cafe Caramel
Coffee Crisp Rasberry
Coffee Crisp Orange
Coffee Crisp Mocha
Coffee Crisp Triple Chocolate
Coffee Crisp Vanilla
Coffee Crisp French Vanilla

Smarties
Smarties Minis
Smarties Vanilla
Smarties Chocolate Bar
Smarties White Chocolate Bar
Smarties Ice Cream (no that's not actually ice cream. its a real Smarties flavour)

Just to name a few off the top of my head. There may even be a Coffee Crisp Strawberry, but I can't remember, which would put Coffee Crisp at the top of the pack with TEN varieties in various stages of availability. So chow down and wait for your heart to stop.

Comment if you know of any other varieties.

Informative Short Film:
CANNIBALISM AND YOUR TEEN